extendedburning:

godtxt:

please do not let ferguson die out like everything else big does. do not let this die out. do not let this continue on for three days and then everyone forget about it. do not let this happen.

queue this post up 3 days from now, a week from now, a month from now, a month from then. make sure even if you forget your blog will remember.

matafari:

A Koala reflecting on his sins, his triumphs, and the inevitability of death.

Dont let ferguson die because it isnt trending anymore
"At 19, I read a sentence that re-terraformed my head: “The level of matter in the universe has been constant since the Big Bang.”
In all the aeons we have lost nothing, we have gained nothing - not a speck, not a grain, not a breath. The universe is simply a sealed, twisting kaleidoscope that has reordered itself a trillion trillion trillion times over.
Each baby, then, is a unique collision - a cocktail, a remix - of all that has come before: made from molecules of Napoleon and stardust and comets and whale tooth; colloidal mercury and Cleopatra’s breath: and with the same darkness that is between the stars between, and inside, our own atoms.
When you know this, you suddenly see the crowded top deck of the bus, in the rain, as a miracle: this collection of people is by way of a starburst constellation. Families are bright, irregular-shaped nebulae. Finding a person you love is like galaxies colliding. We are all peculiar, unrepeatable, perambulating micro-universes - we have never been before and we will never be again. Oh God, the sheer exuberant, unlikely face of our existences. The honour of being alive. They will never be able to make you again. Don’t you dare waste a second of it thinking something better will happen when it ends. Don’t you dare."
Caitlin Moran (via artvevo) ←

cptsmallass:

'til the end of the line, pal

Hi did you ever get the results for your DNA ancestry test?! Can you tell me what brand you used I'm thinking of getting it as a birthday present to my dad
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howtobeafuckinglady:

badgirlswearchanel:

Yes I did! I did a post on it, but I’ll repost the results at the bottom for you. They said it could take up to 6 weeks, but I got my results back in 3 weeks. I got my dad’s done for father’s day, because he wanted to know what backgrounds/ethnicities actually belonged to him. We got ours done at DNA.Ancestry.com! I would definitely recommend it, when my dad got his results back, I was automatically listed as his child, so the we know the DNA is actually thoroughly being analyzed. It’s worth the $99.

Here are my results.

I wanna do this so bad

pr1nceshawn:

Shocking Truths Behind What Cat Behaviors Really Mean…

suzannethurgood:

ok but if those are the badges that night vale girl scouts can earn, can we all agree that Janice can control plants with her mind? idk I just need that to be canon

captainjaymerica:

I am a butt scientist. An asstronomer if you will.

dippity-do-not-touch-me:

once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy 

zodiac bitches

advanse:

aries: angry bitch
taurus: hungry bitch
gemini: loud bitch
cancer: weird bitch
leo: bITCH
virgo: quiet bitch
libra: indecisive bitch
scorpio: bitchy bitch
sagittarius: funny bitch
capricorn: ambitious bitch
aquarius: crazy bitch
pisces: sensitive bitch